Brainsmasher... A Love Story

Brainsmasher... A Love Story is a 1993 American romantic comedy film written and directed by Albert Pyun. It stars Andrew Dice Clay as Ed Brainsmasher Molloy and Teri Hatcher as Samantha Crain.

Meanwhile, a group of Chinese monks with highflying martial arts powers are in search of the lotus as well, because they believe that whomever eats its petals will gain infinite powers. The also indignantly protest, We are NOT ninjas when anyone mischaracterizes them.Samantha receives a package from her sister, who is trying to escape back to America, with the Chinese monks hot on her tail. The package is the rare lotus flower. Its arranged for the Crain sisters to meet in Portland. But the monks intervene, and the Crain sisters flee separately. While racing through the streets of Portland, Samantha seeks refuge in a bar that employs Ed Malloy Andrew Dice Clay, who is notoriously nicknamed The Brainsmasher. ........

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