Haggard: The Movie
Haggard The Movie is a 2003 American independent comedy film based on the true story of how reality television personality Ryan Dunns promiscuous girlfriend cheated on him. The film was financed, directed and produced by Bam Margera.
Valo seeks out Falcone, who is in his basement working on the Reverse Microwave a microwave oven that now cools things down for an upcoming Invention of the Future contest. After Valo explains Ryans request, Falcone agrees to vandalize Glaurens house only because he needs the 100 dollars to buy Freon to get the invention working. At Glaurens house, Falcone defecates in the gas tank of Glaurens car and has Valo duct tape Don Vitos Vincent Margera feces to her garage door. They are interrupted by the sudden arrival of Glauren and Hellboy, forcing Valo to hide in some nearby bushes. Hellboy ends up urinating into the bushes, onto Valos face, as Falcone watches from the roof in amusement. After returning to collect their reward from Ryan, they discover that he got a pathetic tattoo of a rhino, only because Glauren loves rhinos. Over the next few days, he sinks deeper into depression, much to the annoyance of Don Vito, whose house Ryan lives in.While Falcone picks up his idiot cousin Raab Chris Raab from the train station, Valo seeks advice from Dooli Brandon Novak and Naked Dave David DeCurtis about some stressrelief solutions for Ryan. Naked Dave suggests that Ryan should break bottles behind a Wawa convenience store. Ryan gets arrested for it, but after hearing about his problem, the arresting cop Tony Hawk gives him a break as the cop is going through the same problem as Ryan with his soontobeexwife. ........
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