Never Been Thawed

Never Been Thawed sometimes referred to as NBT Never Been Thawed is an independent film released in 2005. It takes its name from the best condition a frozen entree can be in according to the films fictional Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. It was filmed in the Phoenix, Arizona metropolitan area by director Sean Anders on a budget of approximately 35,000. Various reviewers referred to the comedy as a mockumentary in the tradition of This Is Spinal Tap and Best in Show.

The story documents the interplay among Anderson and supporting characters. Shelly Toue is an Intercourse Prevention Hotline councilor who is obsessed with Shawn, but who has attracted the affection of Christers member Al McTavish who works at a hair salon for children named Klown Kutz that requires him to dress up as a clown and go by the title Smilist. The Christers are managed by Milo Bender played by Phoenix realtor John Angelo who also manages a prolife cafe named the No Choice Cafe that he opened next door to an abortion clinic. Milo also organizes a music festival called Christapalooza where Shawns band is supposed to play.Other eclectic characters play minor roles in the plot. An effeminate fire fighter named Scott has been converted to heterosexuality by a church ministry. He scavenges commemorative plates from house fires and displays them in his home. Shawns deaf brother Chris hangs around in his underwear and routinely requests beer and cigarettes from Shawn via TDD telephone calls. ........

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